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Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in The Tired Jokes Archive's LiveJournal:

Thursday, April 12th, 2007
10:51 am
Any and all puns replacing the two letters "we" or "re" with "Wii" when referring to Nintendo's console. Special nomination to the Sony fanboy's favorite term: "Wiitarded"

Also, since there was a cartoon about this one, any jokes about "Wii" centering about the penis.
Tuesday, April 10th, 2007
10:48 am
A pre-emptive strike against any future Star Wars DVD release
ANY variant using the term "Sith" in place of shit; i.e. "Holy Sith!", "The Sith Hits the Fans", "Sith Happens", ad infinitum, ad nauseam.
Friday, April 6th, 2007
10:42 am
To start things off, a seasonal joke
"Where my Peeps at?"

"Peeps", of course, referring to the delicious sugar-encrusted, vaguely bird-shaped marshmellows we stick in the microwave every Easter. I've heard this about several dozen times in the last week, and I hear it every damn year, which I think fully qualifies it for the TJA.
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